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4/12/2004

Yes, I know they’re *trying* to spoof Sonny and Cher.

They may as well cancel NASCAR, because this is the biggest and most horrific car wreck anyone will ever* see on television.

Mr. T and the Muppets* could not be reached for comment.

* – and by ever, I mean never.
** – band name?

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2 Comments

  1. It’s like Sonny and Cher without the intellect or writing skills.

    I am afraid for the future of our nation.

    Comment by Samantha — 4/12/2004 @ 12:04 pm

  2. Mr. T pities Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

    He pities them both.

    They might be trying for Shakespeare, but all that comes out is Jibber-Jabber.

    Comment by samsara — 4/12/2004 @ 12:21 pm

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