Heaven is in a cow’s butt.
Do you know Bill Hicks? You really should. You know that comedian that you idolize, whose genius gets you through the cold desert nights? Guess what? I’ll bet he/she thanks Bill Hicks on their album.
Get Rant in E-Minor. You will not be sorry. And say a prayer, read a poem, or yell at a pedestrian in memory of ol’ Bill, eh?
Oddly enough, I could believe that particular placement of Heaven. There’s a LOT of room in a cow’s butt — it’s almost like a TARDIS.
I’m not a sicko, really. I spent a few summers working on the in-laws’ dairy farm.
Really.
Get your mind out of the gutter, it needs cleaning anyway.
Both. Either.
Comment by sammy — 4/6/2004 @ 3:07 pm