Typewriter monkey Shakespeare
Could you combine the following concepts into an email?
inexplicable seance phd scribners smash higgins dandy razzle supra inward malconduct wearisome grownup exert minerva acidic copperas cyclades asphyxiate fortify coolheaded monkey babe gershwin x thorstein electrify endgame unicorn indicant
If not, I don’t think you should scold Felicity K. Inconsistency as this was only the subject of her email to me. People think of these missives as spam, but the enlightened realize the true message of these mailing list prophets. Open your minds to the possibilities of random genius.
Incidentally, I don’t know if it’s coincidence that the word “monkey” appears so often in these teachings. And, if nothing else, it’s a free and easy way to generate band names.
It was the inexplicable event which occurred during the second seance that the woman with the recent phd jotted down a note to her publisher at scribners to smash her book-on-record by dr. henry higgins. He was such an anti-dandy, unlike Freddie, who razzle-dazzled Liza. Her thoughts drifted to that morning’s cartoon selection. supra-ultra-Xtreme-inward-looking-Mechas was the best of the Anime on tuesdays. The villain’s malconduct caused him to grow wearisome of the influence of grownup mushroom people, and to exert force on a furry named minerva. She jolted as the acidic solution in her hand began to engulf the erlenmeyer flask. She quickly dropped in some copperas it began to foam. The blue color it exuded reminded her of her trip to the cyclades, where she had attempted to asphyxiate one of the natives. To fortify her recently acquired coolheaded monkey slut-babe, she put on a record of gershwin. Unfortunately, her monkey had recently consumed a beaker of chemical x! He began to foam at the mouth, much like thorstein Howell the third. To counteract this effect, she attempted to electrify the monkey’s tail. This prompted the computer to declare endgame. She and the monkey rode off on a purple unicorn, which as everyone knows is the indicant for indecent onanism.
Comment by Sam-tastic! — 4/5/2004 @ 11:55 am
Okay, that was just painful to read. I am a baaaaad monkey.
That’s “bad”, as in “good”. Or as in “overblown windbag of a Mad-Libs writer”…
Comment by Sam-Tastic! — 4/5/2004 @ 11:59 am
And the 2004 steelbuddha Wordwright award goes to…Tazja Lovecraft! Give her a big hand, everyone!
Now, Ms. Lovecraft, if you would just follow m, we have your white van…er, LIMO, waiting right outside.
Comment by steelbuddha — 4/5/2004 @ 12:12 pm
Hey, I fell for that “limo” trick once too often. I wouldn’t mind another one of those spiffy white jackets with the extra-long sleeves, tho. Those are sweet. Hell to buckle by yourself, but sweet nonetheless.
Cuh-RAZY!
Comment by Sam-Tastic! — 4/5/2004 @ 1:34 pm