Story below lifted from Applegeeks’ Emily Adamo:

“My baby brother turned 5 this St. Patty’s Day. Dude, that’s all of the fingers on one hand that’s had no accidents. He will proudly thrust his palm in your direction to demonstrate just how old he is.

He was opening some of his belated presents yesterday and and one of them was a big Superman figure and the other was a big Batman figure(from yours truly). I figured it was time to confront him with the question. Yes folks, THE question.

‘If there was a fight between Batman and Superman who would win?”‘
His little brow began to knit when suddenly, the light turned on. He turned to me excitedly and said…

‘ME!’

So, there’s a five year old’s perspective on the issue, folks. If Batman and Superman started fighting, my baby brother would show up and kick BOTH of their behinds.”