Form of…a talentless, soon-to-be Penthouse Pet!
Does Mary Kate sometimes think: “I am SO much hotter than Ashley. That chick is such a skanky hag!”
Does Ashley ever think: “God, I am missing out on so many choice roles because of that no-talent hanger-on. I swear I had Ophelia nailed for the Royal Shakespeare Company until they read my name and started asking where Uncle Joey was.”
Regardless, is anyone else as depressed as I am that these two will be billionaires before they turn 18? How did that happen? Was Full House really pulling in the dough? Or are people actually buying those straight-to-video “movies” they’re making?
Oh…nevermind.
The porn industry is quite lucrative for bisexual twins these days or so I’ve heard…ahem.
Comment by Smitten Kitten — 3/29/2004 @ 5:38 am
Hee hee.
Threin lies another question altogether. How is it that there are so many stories (and perhaps realities) of sisters, twins in particular, willing to “share?” I would think the mere hint of such incestuous yecch would effectively nullify the sexual pleasure gleaned from such a scenario.
If you need me, I’ll be in the back having meaningless sex with my clone.
Comment by steelbuddha — 3/29/2004 @ 12:21 pm