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3/9/2004

Maybe I’d go back to school and major in something foolish

I’m making my first merch. A t-shirt it will be, with the simple declaration on the front, “Jesus was a Jew.”

Any person offended by this, anyone who says anything besides “Nice shirt” or something similar, would be revealing themselves for the brain-void that they are.

“What are you saying?” “I’m saying Jesus was a Jew.” “But what do you mean by that?” “Um…I think I have a bus to catch. Why don’t you use that unworked muscle between your ears for a few seconds and get back to me?”

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5 Comments

  1. The concept that Jesus was a Jew is just another Jewish conspiracy. The TRUTH is that in order to create Jesus, God used his own sperm and his own egg, in conjunction with a magic placenta that filtered Mary’s blood so it became Christian before it entered His Son?s holy fetus.

    Look, I’m sorry Mr. SB, but I simply don’t have the strength to think about people as anything more than one-dimensional cardboard cutouts. Is it too much to ask for everyone to fit nicely into one (and only one) category? You’ve got your jocks, your nerds, your Jews, your Christians and the Dutch. So it was written, so shall it be.

    Comment by Bjorn — 3/9/2004 @ 12:33 pm

  2. Touch

    Comment by steelbuddha — 3/9/2004 @ 1:07 pm

  3. Next you’re gonna tell me that Jesus wasn’t a white guy.

    Comment by Czeltic Girl — 3/9/2004 @ 2:03 pm

  4. No, Jesus was a black man with a jheri curl, and he drank Colt 45 with his hommies.

    Comment by D — 3/9/2004 @ 2:19 pm

  5. This one’s for my savior, who got capped by the Romans. *pours a 40 on the curb*

    Comment by Bjorn — 3/9/2004 @ 2:45 pm

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