Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother | the Daily Mail
The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
A drunken night out with friends. Losing your virginity at 11. Twenty cigarettes a day during the pregnancy. That baby’s going to come out looking and sounding like Tom Waits after a week-long bender in Tijuana.
Warning: The rest of this post is highly vitriolic and filled with harsh language.
Her mum said: “I’m not ashamed of my daughter at all – in fact, I’m proud of her for keeping the baby.”
She’s actually correct here. There’s no reason to be ashamed of your daughter. She’s only eleven years old and really not capable of making good judgments on her own. What you should be ashamed of, you crusty ignorant cunt of a 34-year-old grandmother, are your atrocious parenting skills. Your pre-teen is partying in a style that would make Motley Crue blush; the problem does not lie with her. *You* should be shot in the knee caps and sold into slavery and your kids should be given to an actual human being to raise.
“I knew straight away that I couldn’t have an abortion because that’s something I don’t believe in.”
THAT’S the moral lesson that snuck in, huh? In this case, if the abortion was performed by a hammer-wielding monkey two months after the birth, it would still be considered merciful compared to the life he will have to live with these two sociopathic hosebags. As Bill Hicks would say “Get the COPS guys in there at the birth to videotape the little criminal coming out.”
You may think me more heartless than the Chinese government, but there is only one way I can see out of this mudslide of social decline. Two words: Parenting license. You can’t get one? You go on mandatory birth control* at your first menstrual cycle. Studies show it clears your skin and regulates your hormones. So you’ll probably end up with better self-esteem through your awkward adolescence which will force the steaming social animals with whom you mindlessly rut in arcade bathroom stalls to actually exhibit some merit beyond a four-word, four-letter vocabulary and the ability to run on grass while holding an oblong ball before you open your pink treasures to their troglodytic cocks.
What about handing out condoms in schools, you say? Fuck condoms. You’re stupid enough to fuck someone at that age and not make some decisions as to whether they might be free of venerial disease, you deserve to die in the most pus-filled genital explosion nightmare that you can envision. It’s clearly time to thin the herd.
Yes, it’s fascist. But sheep need a shepherd, ladies and gentlemen, or they need to be culled. Those with no moral compass whatsoever might just need to be dragged into the harsh light of reality and intelligence, kicking and screaming like the backwards mole-people they are. And if they get burned, it’s their own fault for crawling back into the marshy pits of humanity’s lowest common denominator.
The article, embellished or not, made me a little upset.
*Maybe we’ll get something for the boys also. No fair that women should bear the brunt of this.
I am nearly 30 years old. I have been in a relationship that exceeded 3 years. It shouldn’t come as a shock to you that I have *ahem* lost my virginity and am responsible about birth control.
But to my dismay, going to grad school at a Jesuit university has put me in a predicament. No medical insurance to see a doctor of my choice, and the student medical services do not believe in birth control of any kind. WTF kind of world is this? I am a student and not in a good position to be a parent, and yet “the church” says I must be. It’s one thing to not know any better and get knocked up. It’s another to make every attempt to be responsible and have the system say “No, you have no choice. Contraception goes against our arbitrary adherence of selective religious beliefs.”
Comment by Raggedy Android — 5/18/2006 @ 11:39 am
That… was… brilliant. …
And Raggedy, whilst I am not the biggest fan of Planned Parenthood (pro-lifer here), I hear they do provide birth control. You should look into it and see how much it is; there is one in the third ward, but you have to walk past the Raging Pro-Lifers out on the corner who feel the need to harass anyone going inside. But, eh, it may be worth it.
:)
P.S. And hey, I’m going to have to side with the religious nuts at the university and at clinics who feel a moral obligation not to provide birth control to unmarried people. My OB-GYN won’t (I go to Columbia St. Mary’s) and I had to go to a different one to get mine. A pain in the ass, but hey, its their choice and I’m willing to go elsewhere. Ah well. Just like its the Jesuit’s choice to provide or not provide. You are going to a private institution and they can make up their own rules in that dept. Hey! That’s where Planned Parenthood comes in. Yay!
Comment by Loricious — 5/19/2006 @ 4:42 pm
Does that mean that I’m anti-life?
Comment by steelbuddha — 6/29/2006 @ 8:28 am