I have a strong interest in astrology, since it at once confirms that people are not really all that unique while allowing one to feel as though they are. So I get my horoscope every day and I compare it to other sources to see the different “interpretations.”

But, you have to doubt the extrasensory abilities of those — while in possession of all of my personal information — who still aren’t clear on my sex.

They’re right, of course. I am both a giggling girl and a paragon of strength. Still, there is a question of machismo here. While in my deepest stillness I may realize my own likeness to these things, the dichotomy of my Piscean and, indeed, human nature, it is not the place of Astrology Online to call me a giggling little girl. That’s the kind of talk that’s gonna find you picking teeth out of your stool, AO.