While clearing spam from my moderation queue, which has been thankfully minimal, I found this comment:

“Police have been checking vehicles in a zone around the site of the discovery, where poultry movements are restricted.”

It seemed to have no ulterior motive: no links, no sales-speech, etc. I marked it as spam, since I did not know the name, but if you are the owner of this comment, thank you sincerely for the image and the laugh. I’m sorry to have to moderate you.