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8/4/2005

Conversations I have had at work.

SB: Which do you need first?
Management: Both.
SB: Well, Copernicus, you might want to rethink the physics on that one.

Filed under: Ennui,Self-service | | Comments (8)

8 Comments

  1. i didn’t know that you worked at MY work! :D

    Comment by izzy — 8/4/2005 @ 10:40 am

  2. lol…I think we all work at the same place! ;)

    Comment by SixPence — 8/4/2005 @ 10:51 am

  3. I can understand fully on that one….. oh boy!

    Comment by Johnny Mack — 8/4/2005 @ 10:58 am

  4. So which one did you do first?

    Comment by Superman — 8/4/2005 @ 11:15 am

  5. Basic English must not be a requirement for management.

    adv.
    Before or above all others in time, order, rank, or importance.

    Like Aquinas’ proof of the existence of God — or perhaps just the Highlander — there can be only one “first.”

    Comment by steelbuddha — 8/4/2005 @ 12:14 pm

  6. Whoa! Sounds like you work where I do.

    Oh, wait…

    Comment by czeltic girl — 8/5/2005 @ 10:28 am

  7. Hm, at that rate, you get neither…this wouldn’t be your manager/supervisor/assigner of impossible goals’s way of MOTIVATING you, would it?

    Comment by Sherri — 8/9/2005 @ 1:28 pm

  8. Ostensibly, it is meant to express urgency, rather than display ignorance of linear time.

    Comment by steelbuddha — 8/9/2005 @ 2:24 pm

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