Conversations which confuse the Buddha.
INTERIOR OFFICE
Cast of Characters
Co-worker – a new HR intern taken on for the summer.
Me – a workhorse known for being sometimes a bear, but recently has been overly kind to everyone to compensate.
SCENE 1
Co-worker (jokingly, from behind me): What’s your deal, dude?
Me (turning): Hm?
Co-worker: *offers a cookie from a tray*
Me (having already had one earlier): Oh, no thank you. I’ve already had one.
Co-worker (sounds offended): You hate everyone, don’t you?
Oh, Buddha. Yer lovely and don’t you forget it.
Comment by BB — 6/29/2005 @ 12:53 pm
Uh-oh. I was offered one of those cookies as well and turned it down. Like I wasn’t already the “quiet weirdo in the corner who talks to herself”. Now I’m the mean quiet weirdo.
Wait — I can deal with that.
Comment by czeltic girl — 6/29/2005 @ 3:31 pm
I was offered said treat as well. I solved the problem by just staring at t he intern and squinting.
Comment by VonHerwig — 6/30/2005 @ 4:55 pm