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6/28/2005

Conversations which confuse the Buddha.

INTERIOR OFFICE

Cast of Characters
Co-worker – a new HR intern taken on for the summer.
Me – a workhorse known for being sometimes a bear, but recently has been overly kind to everyone to compensate.

SCENE 1

Co-worker (jokingly, from behind me): What’s your deal, dude?

Me (turning): Hm?

Co-worker: *offers a cookie from a tray*

Me (having already had one earlier): Oh, no thank you. I’ve already had one.

Co-worker (sounds offended): You hate everyone, don’t you?

3 Comments

  1. Oh, Buddha. Yer lovely and don’t you forget it.

    Comment by BB — 6/29/2005 @ 12:53 pm

  2. Uh-oh. I was offered one of those cookies as well and turned it down. Like I wasn’t already the “quiet weirdo in the corner who talks to herself”. Now I’m the mean quiet weirdo.

    Wait — I can deal with that.

    Comment by czeltic girl — 6/29/2005 @ 3:31 pm

  3. I was offered said treat as well. I solved the problem by just staring at t he intern and squinting.

    Comment by VonHerwig — 6/30/2005 @ 4:55 pm

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