True would like you to believe they’re a safe and effective online dating service, and as per usual ladies lurk for free. Every ad I have found of theirs (scattered on various geekery sites) has featured bosoms of mythic proportions and copy about finding your dream woman. Also of note is the distinct cropping out of the woman’s face – or even other features – in these ads. I’m sure every woman out there is dying to get on this service, baby.

“Talk to your Perfect Woman Now and get used to this view, ’cause that’s all you pigs are ever going to look at anyway!” Insulting to women, to be sure, but it dosn’t exactly say much about men, either. Don’t get me wrong, we love the cleavage, but…well, it’s not what we’re all about.

Compatibility test question 1: Do you like large, prominently displayed breasts? (or if female, do you have large breasts that you display prominently?)
[] Yes, I love them!
[] Yes, 36C or larger
[] No, I’m a man trying to feign that I am above such things
[] No, I’m a woman with average or small breasts and am therefore going to get nothing from your “dating” service

Compatability test question 2: What other stuff do you like? (check one)
[] Movies
[] Music
[] Sports

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