Mirth filled my belly when I read this. I want to send it as a late valentine to MHG.

So I will.

A softer world, indeed.

UPDATE: As I was typing in my girlfriend’s name, my hamfists missed a couple of keys. My girlfriend’s name and my mother’s share some letters, and were I not more observant, I would have created a situation both hilarious and hideous.

Mom: Oh, how sweet! Chris sent me a belated valentine. Oh, haha! What a weirdo he is to talk about breastfeeding and…oh God. (phone is dialed, urgently, clumsily)