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9/27/2004

Hope is where the heart is.

Ladies, I am aware of your pain. I know that since MHG has closed my heart in her lovely clutches, you have all despaired wondering where you can turn.

The answer is here, fret not. They can help you.

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  1. excuse me while I ……blech! too late…..

    I can dress a wound…..I guess i should order #2 from Romania.

    Comment by Alfalfa Martini — 9/27/2004 @ 10:53 am

  2. Hm. “Lovely Clutches” brings to mind several attractive handbags. Which makes me think of your heart cut into small bits and carried about like very small dogs in designer purses. A very, very disturbing thought, but one I figured I’d share anyway. Hey, it’s me.

    Comment by Tazja — 9/27/2004 @ 12:11 pm

  3. No thanks. I’m set.

    Comment by MHG — 10/11/2004 @ 12:22 am

  4. I went to a shop yesterday that had some awesome clutches. They *also* had a designer pet carrier, which weds form and function into one chic device for transporting organs without having to chop them up. And it has airholes so the bag doesn’t start to stink on the inside.

    Comment by MHG — 10/11/2004 @ 12:24 am

  5. Wow, designer clutches with enough room to transport organs whole? What would you expect to pay for such a bag? Ten, Twenty, Thirty thousand dollars? Today only, you can buy this fabulous bag for only $19.95, yes that’s right, $19.95, and that’s not all! We’ll also throw in a turnip twaddler for free! All you have to pay is shipping.

    Comment by Tazja — 10/11/2004 @ 3:52 pm

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