The revolution is coming.
Czeltic Girl pointed me to the ultimate realization of my ennui in the workplace, for she is MIGHTY. I have made it my mantra, and thus I have made it my desktop. (link coming soon).
Of particular note is Commandment 4, which is more telling than certain nameless shills at my company would like to admit.
Also, recognize the satire of Commandment 8: “Warm smiles” indicate acknowledgement of the absurd system. “Warm smiles” are not evidenced by those “in the Matrix.”