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4/28/2004

I’ll need new words with which to blaspheme.

Linus helped me define myself today. I wish I was closer to Islam and farther from Scientology, but my buddhist nature reveals to me that I mustn’t wish at all.

You’d think that Buddhism wouldn’t lend to jaded railings about comic book superhero movies, but you’d be wrong. I mean, just look at that score. And I’d be a Jain if I hadn’t murdered thousands of silverfish last night.

1.?Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2.?Theravada Buddhism (96%)
3.?Unitarian Universalism (96%)
4.?Liberal Quakers (91%)
5.?Jainism (80%)

6.?Hinduism (78%)
7.?Neo-Pagan (77%)
8.?Taoism (76%)
9.?Sikhism (74%)
10.?Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)

11.?New Age (70%)
12.?Reform Judaism (68%)
13.?Secular Humanism (66%)
14.?Bah?’? Faith (60%)
15.?New Thought (59%)

16.?Orthodox Quaker (59%)
17.?Scientology (57%)
18.?Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)
19.?Orthodox Judaism (46%)
20.?Nontheist (45%)

21.?Islam (40%)
22.?Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)
23.?Jehovah’s Witness (30%)
24.?Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
25.?Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)

26.?Eastern Orthodox (15%)
27.?Roman Catholic (15%)

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  1. My top 5 are:

    1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
    2. Unitarian Universalism (95%)
    3. Secular Humanism (88%)
    4. Liberal Quakers (79%)
    5. Nontheist (79%)

    So, it looks like we don’t have to declare a holy war against each other. =)

    Comment by Bjorn — 4/29/2004 @ 7:21 am

  2. So you think. 40% jihad on Bjorn!

    Comment by steelbuddha — 4/29/2004 @ 8:25 am

  3. Jihad to be you, didn’t it.

    I’ll get the cloven-hoofed sacrifice ready. Yes, a “my little pony” will die so that Bjorn may see the light ;)

    Comment by Tazja — 4/29/2004 @ 12:08 pm

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