Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Before I sign off today, thought I’d leave you with one last thing.
Got this important missive right as I closed my Mail program. The subject: ERIC CLAPTON ON SALE THIS MONDAY AT 10 AM!
Poor Eric. The government should be craking down on this illegal internet trade. Hasn’t he suffered enough tragedy? Now to be sold into white slavery by a place as forgettable as the Eagles Ballroom in Milwaukee…just made me weep a little.
Layla did it.
She tried cutting his hair, but he wasn’t Samsony enough.
And the RIAA is getting like a 75% cut of the final bid for his slavery, too.
Comment by Tazja — 4/16/2004 @ 10:27 pm