Understand your audience.
The Ballad of G.I. Joe starring: Olivia Wilde, Zach Galifianakis, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, Chuck Liddell, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Hale, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk and Vinnie Jones
I would be much more interested in this pillaging of my childhood movie if Hank Rollins and Julianne Moore were to star. Hollywood? You don’t *have* to cast young, sexy idiots you know. You could cast people who fit the roles; they might even still be sexy.
