Because I did not have a girlfriend until I was 17, really. And video games lasted longer than sex anyway.

Old School Video Games that bitch-slapped my peers and me. Because back then they made video games to resemble life. They got harder and harder and faster and faster until you were dead. They did not train to be merciful. Mercy, as you know, is for the weak.

YTMND – Froggy went a courtin he did ride c-c-c-c-crambone, from Mild Bill, after a Thanksgiving conversation brought this character to the table.