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2/13/2006

Concerned.

Concerned is one of those comics that really touches the heart of gamers everywhere, using the game itself as the medium. I’ve added it to my dailies.

Today’s is particularly swell.

Concerned: A humor comic based on the world of of Half-Life 2. Updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Next time, slugs.

Dick Cheney misses bird, hits fellow hunter

“Serves him right,” Cheney was quoted as saying. “You pathetic fleshlings are vulnerable to weapons that cannot hope to penetrate my exoskeleton. Even your attempts to use an electro-magnetic pulse to stop my cardiac-unit have failed in the face of the evil that animates my cyborg corpse. TREMBLE!”

Cheney then peeled back his lips to reveal a double-row of burnished titanium teeth, took a sizable bite out of a nearby puppy and began complex sexual intercourse with a Whirlpool washer/dryer unit.

Link proliferated from Davezilla.

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Don’t worry.

Full text of recent spam I received, that I read due to the interesting subject line, Fucking Saint Valentine:

What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially
in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time…
The most simple way is to visit our site, order the
medication and that is all you are to do!

Do not kill the clock!

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Riposte, repost.

In anticipation of the ACW in Las Vegas, I bring you Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions (Part2). Part 2!

Actually, Czeltic Girl brought it to me, and The Morning News brought it to her.

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2/10/2006

And that is terrible.

More comic book moments that should never have happened:

Batman: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Thanks to MHG’s asshole brother for the links.

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Be faster with the patent stamp.

These guys did a swell job cleaning up Neil Gaiman’s site. Part of why I wasn’t reading it as much as I would have liked was due to the sort of slapdash, haphazard old design.

I do have to complain, though, in three stages. The first is that I should have patented the Webslinger moniker for web programmers and design when I first thought of it about three years ago. I humbly admit these guys beat me to it, but I wholeheartedly object to the S at the end being replaced with a Z.

The second stage is that their main site’s design is simple enough to accommodate a clean standards-compliant, forward-thinking, table-free layout, but they have several legacy techniques cluttering it up. If I had just done such a smart job on a well-read site like Neil’s, I would have taken some time to quickly update my own site to match.

Edit: Upon looking at the source for Neil’s site, let me rescind that comment: it’s just as ugly as their corporate site. Such a clean design is deserving of better code. Call me, webslingers, and let me hook you up.

The third stage is that someone has written Neil, in regards to those complaining about the new far-superior design, that he should take the CSS Zen Garden approach and allow people to “skin” his site and perhaps even submit skins. While I’m all for this open approach to viewing, I now must rapidly finish my own “skinning” project for this blog to beat the more famous Mr. Gaiman to the punch. And that’s just not likely.


UPDATE: Neil’s response: I loved the idea of doing the CSS thing (http://www.csszengarden.com/?cssfile=/184/184.css&page=0) and letting people create “skins” for the blog, but the reply I got from our webmistress, Stephanie, was As for the reader’s suggestion: I’m told this is extremely difficult to implement as this was not considered before the site was created, and involves the integration of many different web technologies. Also, every “skin” submitted would have to be tested on all major browsers and platforms as we did for the current site to make sure it looked correct for each user. Coupled with that, it would require hours of testing for each skin created to fix any bugs. Which seems to be a polite way of saying no.

I take similar issue with the advertising for Microsoft’s upcoming Internet Explorer 7. in true microsoft fashion they are extolling the virtues of their new browser by implying that their browser does things that other browsers does not. In actuality they are playing catch-up on technologies that have been adopted more that a year ago, essentially copying Firefox as they did the Mac OS so long ago.

Is it better for everyone that they try to give people what they want by “upgrading?” Yes, i suppose. Did they do it because they are becoming more progressive? Not at all; they originally branded the browser a dead technology and only decided to release a new version when people got wise to Firefox and its popularity threatened the 25% mark. Will IE7 be the new IE6? No doubt.

We will be stuck with it because it will have further integration with .NET, a dubiously popular technology, and any other irresponsibly coded Microsoft claptrap that attracts the lazy or ignorant. Le sigh. I know I sound like a zealot, but it simply comes down to progress, people. Let’s move forward, not let Microsoft dictate just how long we stagnate.

Feel the love.

Thanks to everybody who voted for me in the MKE Online blog contest. Here’s hoping Sara, our blog contest hostess, gets well and all my peeps in Milwaukee get their shot at the title.

Buddha’s Bellyaching is this week’s winner

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2/9/2006

Alone together.

Czeltic Girl pointed me toward this interesting article that explains why “soloing” is so common in games specifically designed to be social, MMORPGs.

Indeed, several of my friends have asked me why I bother to play the game if I’m not going to group up with other people. Particularly in City of Heroes, I was known as someone who *never* wanted to group, even with my friends. The reasons for that were clear to me, but not to my friends. When it comes down to it, the things I like about that game are not the things my friends like. It became a grind so quickly, without even thinly veiled character growth in the form of crafting, exploration or new gear. The goal in CoH is *always* just the next level.
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Happiness in Slavery.

Lyrics have been talking to me this week, I guess. Sorry for the somewhat lazy posting of them.

slave screams he thinks he knows what he wants
slave screams thinks he has something to say
slave screams he hears but doesn’t want to listen
slave screams he’s being beat into submission

don’t open your eyes you won’t like what you see
the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
don’t open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

slave screams he spends his life learning conformity
slave screams he claims he has his own identity
slave screams he’s going to cause the system to fall
slave screams but he’s glad to be chained to that wall

don’t open your eyes you won’t like what you see
the blind have been blessed with security
don’t open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

i don’t know what i am i don’t know where i’ve been
human junk just words and so much skin
stick my hands thru the cage of this endless routine
just some flesh caught in this big broken machine

Thank you, Trent. That about sums it up.

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The touch, the feel… of progress.

A truly amazing human interactivity experience shows us how intuitive things could be if only we took the time. Make sure you watch the video. Thanks to TK for the heads up.

Multi-touch interactivity experiments

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