…and it is admittedly heavy on the “Republicans evil, Democrats good” nonsense. (John McCain is not bad. It follows that probably at least a few other Republicans in office who are not.) Still, it is funny and mostly true.

To paraphrase the ever-loving David Cross, I would never say that all Republicans are avaricious, intolerant, ignorant homophobes bent on creating a lower class of people that they can rule. Just the people that they elect into office… are.

Become Republican

Not Ready Yet – eels

There’s a world outside
And I know ’cause I’ve heard talk
In my sweetest dream
I would go out for a walk

But I don’t think I’m ready yet
I’m not feeling up to it now
Just not that steady yet
And I don’t need you telling me how

There’s some happiness
And my stone face cracks again
Maybe sometime sooner or later

But I don’t think I’m ready yet
I’m not feeling up to it now
Just not that steady yet
And I don’t need you telling me how

So if I leave my room
Don’t you tell me to lighten up
Maybe sometime sooner or later

But I don’t think I’m ready yet
I’m not feeling up to it now
Just not that steady yet
And I don’t need you telling me how