Wheelchairs probably targeted toward kids, but still an unfortunate product name. Some wannabe South Park writer somewhere is thinking of their Chris Reeve joke right now, and failing to get that “oh-ho” mortified laughter they so want to produce.

In the opinion of Czeltic Girl, “TIMM-AY!”

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Need a good curse for Samhain? Raven St. Crowley provides. Also: rockin’ dirge.

So, this is a public apology to Czeltic Girl, who in the last few weeks has patiently withstood a hat trick of irrational complaining on my part.

1. Farscape. I got all uppity about her like/dislike quotient of this show. The subject is forgettable and relatively insignificant, and my ire was undeserved and ill-aimed.
2. Chipotle carnitas. She was disappointed in their saltiness and their lack of resemblance to traditional and authentic carnitas. I like my Chipotle carnitas fajita burrito. It’s one of my favorite semi-healthy fast food meals. That doesn’t mean she has to agree.
3. The job. I’ve just been crabby the last few days and have done my fair share of dribbling, incoherent Instant Messaging on and about the job.

She’s cool. She’s grinned and borne it. Thanks, CG.

Please welcome Chris “Christmas” Rodriguez. Link shamefully stolen from Screenhead.

Yes, I am aware of the possibility, nay likelihood, that Mr. Rodriguez is some sort of viral marketing. But shit. He is *so* stylin’ on the funked out tip that I cannot complain.

My apologies for the comment problems. I’m working on it today. For now, you can comment and when you see the error screen, just ignore it and hit your back button.

I wrote this today in response to an email I received. I don’t know if it covers what I really have in mind, but it comes from the heart. The emailed opinion is in the “more” section below. I agree with Mr. Manweller on this point at least: this election holds a great deal of importance. Please vote your conscience, and make sure our government and the world know where you stand.

And by the way, MHG rebutted this better than I ever could.

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In America’s time of revolution, when our forefathers threw off the shackles of religious and political persecution, they had allies in the French. Did the French care one way or another that Americans should be a free people? At the level of government that made that decision, no. The British called such revolutionaries as Thomas Jefferson and George Washington “terrorists.” The French most likely agreed with them; they funded the colonists to weaken Britain’s political and commercial influence over the New World.

If the Iraqi people had been fighting and dying to remove Saddam Hussein from power before American forces stormed in, and we allied ourselves with the revolution there, I would be proud of what we have done in the Iraq war, even if our government’s motivation had more to do with trade than liberty. The Iraqi people would now have pride knowing that they are fighting for their freedom and earning it, with the help of a global community who support them. But now, even if we are able to affect democracy in that nation, we will only have succeeded in proving our imperialist and capitalist rationale for defending democracy. The Iraqis will trade a dictator for a long period of war, backward infrastructure and the knowledge that “America freed them” and they owe us.

Before we become so high and mighty about our “responsibility” to free the world from terror (an admitted impossibility) and oppression (noble, but misguided), why don’t we work first to free the world from poverty? To free it from hunger? To free it from fundamentalist religions that corrupt their own teachings so as to revere mass murder and genocide? How many fewer bombers would we face if their families were not constantly in starvation? With proper nutrition and education, there would be far fewer zealots willing to end their lives and the lives of others for some religious leader on the verge of madness, or worse, simply to provide for their families’ well-being with those suicide bombs. With refuge and opportunity in other nations, instead of racism and derision, they would remove themselves from such elements and help weed terrorists out.

Terrorism against the United States is fueled almost entirely by the impression that we are wealthy and powerful and that we do what we like and take what we want. Osama bin Laden would never have had the determination to organize such an attack as 9/11 if we had been ethical in our approach to the Afghani-Russian conflicts. There would have been no 9/11 and Saddam Hussein may very well have listened to reason, seeing that he had no power to pull us away from our cause. If we had finished and been victorious in Afghanistan and then turned our sights on him, he would have immediately given in to sanctions. This is the way to use offense as defense, this is proactive assertion of strength, this is how America shines: by ending conflicts, not starting new ones.

The Iraqi war only shows our lack of determination to finish what we began, to bring Afghanistan to peace and destroy the warlords’ grip on that region. A questionable democracy is not good enough. The war in Iraq does not show strength, it shows greed. It shows corruption and hatred in the highest levels of our government. It empowers those with a complaint to continue devising ways to affect us any way they know how. Just as we fought with guerrilla tactics against our British oppressors, so will these “terrorists” attack the greatest military power of their time in whatever way will show them to be serious. And these “terrorists” are fighting for freedom from an oppressive and corrupt system as much as the patriots of this country did in the 18th century.

America does have a responsibility to lead the world. It does have the responsibility to defend people who are fighting for their freedom. But most importantly, we as Americans have the responsibility to keep from becoming the very fascists, communists, dictators and empires against which we fight.

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I’ve installed WP-Blacklist, so sonny@moonlightshadow.us and lilo@suddenenlightenment.us can stop with the zen poker comments. You’re welcome, fuckers. Any people who read this and know how to make hell for people via email, feel free to bomb these jackasses off the face of the planet.

With love,
Me.

What’s great about Crossfire is that they’re grilling Jon Stewart for not asking hard-hitting questions on his comedy show, and then trying to downplay his opinions by saying he’s not funny on that “debate” show. And he’s the only one who realizes it’s ridiculous. The transcript even comes across as Jon Stewart and some idiot partisans who think they’re funny.

You can also take it in as iFilm, but be warned that the site has more chatter on it than an oak tree covered in McDonald’s fries. You know, ’cause of the squirrels. And their love of grease. Ask Czeltic Girl.

“He’s takin’ the piss, he’s takin’ the piss.”

“You’re a gentleman,” they used to say to him. “You shouldn’t have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that’s no occupation for a gentleman.”