This personality test is close, but there are some things I do not find in myself (naturally.) Examples: I’m not particularly fond of animals, sports, cars or jewelry. It’s quite a thought-provoking test. Thanks, once again, to Czelticgirl, who is not my wife.

You are an SECL–Sober Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a politician. You cut deals, you change minds, you make things happen. You would prefer to be liked than respected, but generally people react to you with both. You are very sensitive to criticism, since your entire business is making people happy.

At times your commitment to the happiness of other people can cut into the happiness of you and your loved ones. This is very demanding on those close to you, who may feel neglected. Slowly, you will learn to set your own agenda–including time to yourself.

You are gregarious, friendly, charming and charismatic. You like animals, sports, and beautiful cars. You wear understated gold jewelry and have secret bad habits, like chewing your fingers and fidgeting.

You are very difficult to dislike.

Irony alert: That last bit’s bound to piss some people off.

An IM with Alfalfa Martini reveals what little boys are made of.

AM: so, should i see spiderman?
SB: Yup.
AM: are you sure?
SB: Yup.
AM: ’cause I don’t want to go and see some half-assed attempt at a movie
SB: Are you baiting me?
AM: uhhh…..no comment.
AM: you caught me as i was about to leave for food. I had to come back because I forgot to put a bra on
SB: You can’t get food without a bra? Is that a new currency? I think you’d get more food if you didn’t wear a bra, actually.
SB: Hippie.
AM: well, I wouldn’t feel decent without it. and what if I had to run after or away from someone? I don’t want them flopping around….
SB: Be Prepared, says the Boy Scout in you.
AM: yes. always my motto. I would have liked to be a boy scout, but they didn’t take girls
SB: sexism.
AM: sure, there’s girl scouts. But making pine cone centerpieces and selling thin mints does not compare to camping in the grand canyon and earning patches for setting things on fire

Either Amazon has hit rock-bottom and is now looking for help from a higher power, or they have an entirely inflated opinion of me (and all other Christophers to whom they sell).