It will fuel your ennui, perhaps, but it’s not so bad.

Also, if you ever need a cover letter, you know where to go.

You can thank Czelticgirl for always having the best links and then letting me steal them.

I finished another subsection of the site, clickable at the third image in the upper right navigation, or here. Any criticism is welcome in the comments on this entry, as well as any advice from css gurus who might know how to make a div flow to the bottom of the browser window, regardless of content. I’ve tried several variations of the height attribute to no avail.

So, click away. The content is still under revision.

This blog has a purpose yet undiscovered. Someday, however, I expect myself to put out high quality work through this medium. Or at least to make myself keep writing *anything* so that my limited education doesn’t go to waste.

I’d like to be remembered for little quips I have made throughout my life, but also as someone who created pieces of real quality. I would also like to be remembered as having very much enjoyed ice cream. Because the truth of that is undeniable and could serve as a constant in this ever-variable existence.

So, in France, a woman can marry a corpse. But in (most of) the U.S., two living people cannot get married if they are of the same sex. According to his own arguments, Bush would only be upset if the corpse had a vagina.

Is the president ready to make the distinction if a hermaphrodite wants to marry?

As far as I can tell, the French allowing a woman to marry her dead boyfriend (just in time to take advantage of that better-than-viagra rigor mortis) is easily the best argument I have heard for gay marriage. Then we can all laugh at the French on our televisions, then flip over to gay porn and wank each other off in our marriage beds, knowing where the *real* sickness lies.

Hey! Look at this!

Now, I’ve gotta go kill and eat my little brother before he realizes I’m not cool.

I would be lax in my duties to bring you the best bits of my day in the form of links if I did not post this. So, here’s my advertisement for the latest Czelticgirl post. Be warned. What you’re about to see may shock you.

The Madonna Inn post.

Seriously, Clive Barker’s nightmares cringe when they see this.

I think their webmaster is playing a little joke on them.

Put these choice phrases from this page together with the URL and you can write your own punchline:

“Make a joyful noise unto the Lord.”
“Great adult options.”

Like this one: “Hey, at least there were no typos; it could have been ‘fist.'”

They must realized the second installment was missing some things, because Samonosuke has returned to Onimusha.

The trailer makes my nerdy little hands tremble and my thumbpads already rue the day.

The fact that I can find this shit on iTunes, but not the new Firewater disc, or even any full Sondheim musicals makes me wonder why I like iTunes at all frankly. That tune with him and Journey, however, is a gem for the ages.

Fully restored Lord of the Rings clip from the upcoming ultra-extendo DVD series.

For dial-up users, I would recommend taking your business elsewhere. That link isn’t worth your valuable time. Better stick to hamster dance.