Just one reason why Dong Resin is every blogger’s hero:

Where Did Howard Dean’s Money Go?

• $210 – Tony Robbins’ “Let’s Crazy Down That Rictus You Think Is A Smile, Sunshine!” program.

I’ve been desperate to post this geek Venn diagram for some time. I forget where it’s from, but whoever made it, thank you.

Also, I think a simple WTF? suffices here.

I notice Radio got slighted by the Oscar people.

(With apologies to smaller people).

An IM with Czelticgirl about this yielded the following regrettable conversation:

SB: Seems like exploitation. “Look at the freaks! they have different genetic makeup!”
CG: Look at the freaks try to get a date!
SB: And midget porn sales WILL spike. I guarantee
CG: Just wait — if this show does well, its star’s gonna get a call from Playgirl.
SB: “I wish I had a girl like Missy on ‘Joe Dwarf'” Maybe a cameo from Gimli?
CG: Missy? Ooh — and we’ve found a new calling for hobbits!
SB: Missy is just a random woman’s name. Popular among the little people. (I’m lying; I know nothing about that section of our population.)
CG: Oh, sure. Right. Like you just guessed about the midget porn.
SB: Not at all. I can trace the thought train on how midget porn hits the mainstream due to this show with relative ease. I did note the spike when Total Recall was released.
CG: You’re a midget porn distributor in your spare time, ain’tcha? I can tell.
SB: I have a tracking collar on the midget porn industry.
CG: you scare me.
SB: I scare myself sometimes.

Sometimes, I feel like Rusty.

This weather (it’s -30 outside of my building today) only makes me believe that humans should take a hint from other large mammals.

The funniest joke ever:

Napoleon, Gandhi, and Winston Churchill knock on the gates of heaven. St. Peter emerges, list in hand. He looks at each of them and clears his throat. “This is all merely a construct of the living, to mitigate their dread of the unknown. Excuse me. I’ve got a tape ofGilmore Girls that I’d really like to watch now.”

From the lovely and talented McSweeney’s.

Because I live my life by what manufacturers of canned stew-like products tell me, particularly when they have arbitrary but fun little bits on their websites (and in their stews), I will be leaving for Africa to become an ADVENTURING ARCHAEOLOGIST.

Any questions on this matter should be directed here.

With my obsessive nature, I sometimes find myself lost in loops of repetitive gameplay. In fact, to my mind, the video game industry had encouraged this throughout my youth. Recently, however, they discovered their new medium, led by Squaresoft. The new medium? No gameplay at all. Just watch the movie and occasionally hit a button to see if the movie will progress.

It’s like watching a DVD chock full of CG eye candy that just suddenly pauses at random times to be sure you’re still watching.

Somebody understands me too well. Guest starring the highly underrated Peter Cetera, just so I’m sure how incredibly uncool I will appear to my children.

Still testing and still making the other templates, but feedbak is open in the comments. Enjoy!

This makes me sad.

Although her act makes me laugh, I am by no means enamoured of Margaret Cho. She is funny, yeah, but there are funnier comedians who are not getting the kind of attention she is. Her work with the gay and lesbian community is laudable, but that does not elevate her to the peak of Kilimanjaro where comedy is concerned. Now, I am going to listen to that “Persimmon Diet” bit again ’cause that is hilarious.

Regardless, these attacks actually shocked me. Man, I thought as a civilized country we might be past some of this shit.

o/~ Holiday 0/~