The true adventures of Chad, the guy who was so into Super Monkey Ball Deluxe that he decided to live in a ball. Not to be confused with other Chads.

Link emailed to me by BB.

Ok. I’ve found him. My hero model for sketching. The person whose art most jumps into my brain and bashes it around like Jean Claude Van Damme in those multi-take split-kicks he does in every movie. Blood continues to gush from my brain as the sound of meat being slapped plays in repeat over inspirational rock licks.

Link ferreted away from Barry at Angst Technology.

Space Tree is pretty good. I like the transitions in particular. Blatantly ripped off from PVP, whose got a link over on da right, dere.

I also nicked a link from MetaFilter when they weren’t looking. It’s about Superman being a dick, kinda, and it reminds me of greater days with Seanbaby. Steelbuddha favorites include: Shades of Satan!, Owned., and the coup de grace Prankster Pennies.

While we’re at it, check out some animations here, that Bill Wilson told me about. The tutorial is the Hot Shot City of them and further lends credence to the Ted Danson/Hellboy theory. Then check out the rest of the site. Warning: geocities.

Ze Frank lets us all in on stress management techniques for a modern world. The dripping disdain he evidences while reading the first email left a puddle on my desk. And I lapped at it joyfully, knowing there are kindred spirits out there.

Thanks CG and wherever you may have found it.

BB‘s full of good links, you know. This is proof.

I’m not so certain that the cross should be the symbol for good any more. It certainly wouldn’t be Christ’s choice. In that way, I sort of hope that Christian mythos is true. Christ would come back and see all these people trying their best to love and serve one aonther, be humble, and unite the world in peace, but they’d be home playing video games on Sunday morning. Then, he would see churches dedicated to him with rich, ornamental crosses and say “WTF?* Do you guys realize how much that hurt? You assholes. I’m moving to Canada.”

Rate some sites here. Note that “The Holy Bible” is still 1% evil. Probably mostly in Leviticus, but my doesn’t that stuff get brought up a lot.

Thanks to BB for the link.

* – He’s ominpotent, dude. The Son of God. That’s the 1337est of 1337. He’d be up on the lingo.

Wheelchairs probably targeted toward kids, but still an unfortunate product name. Some wannabe South Park writer somewhere is thinking of their Chris Reeve joke right now, and failing to get that “oh-ho” mortified laughter they so want to produce.

In the opinion of Czeltic Girl, “TIMM-AY!”

Which File Extension are You?

Please welcome Chris “Christmas” Rodriguez. Link shamefully stolen from Screenhead.

Yes, I am aware of the possibility, nay likelihood, that Mr. Rodriguez is some sort of viral marketing. But shit. He is *so* stylin’ on the funked out tip that I cannot complain.

What’s great about Crossfire is that they’re grilling Jon Stewart for not asking hard-hitting questions on his comedy show, and then trying to downplay his opinions by saying he’s not funny on that “debate” show. And he’s the only one who realizes it’s ridiculous. The transcript even comes across as Jon Stewart and some idiot partisans who think they’re funny.

You can also take it in as iFilm, but be warned that the site has more chatter on it than an oak tree covered in McDonald’s fries. You know, ’cause of the squirrels. And their love of grease. Ask Czeltic Girl.

“He’s takin’ the piss, he’s takin’ the piss.”