Boffins create zombie dogs. No kidding.

Ripped this off from Defective Yeti. I sense big things for these boys.

Flight of the Conchords : Business Time [starts hot]

Von Herwig, Man of La Machina, clued me in to these hilarious new Eugene Mirman epics. Keep in mind these are real calls. I’ve mirrored thm here, but please click on the link below and show him some link love.

Anti-Gay Phone Company
Anti-Gay Phone Company: Part 2

Call me an alarmist, but to me this is just viral marketing. These companies are preying on the ignorance of some people in order to make money. It’s absolutely sick. And by sick, I mean AWESOME. And by AWESOME, I mean Republican.

Eugene Mirman: Latest News and Shows

Czeltic Girl points out the funny. Not related to this thing my boss sent me. This is the kind of thing that my boss sends me; my job/workplace kinda rules in its way. Knowing my luck, this will be the only post anyone reads on my blog and it’s so…dirty. I love it.

Alien Loves Predator: In New York, no one can hear you scream.

Sweet lord, deliver us. Before you click the link for the movie below, which I nabbed from tvgasm, be sure to read the primer at izzlepfaff.

In addition to that list of apologies, I would like to apologize to my sister, who is at this time an awkward, autistic teenager and who likely will have to deal with being equated to this character on many levels. Possibly even by my own family.

Rosie O’Donnell stars in Riding the Bus with my Sister. [.mov, 1.8MB]

I might invest in something like this, but they already let me watch DVDs while I work. I think this would just be stepping over my own personal work ethic boundaries. The demo is extra funny; it loops, so try not to get entranced like I did.

Link hand-sent to me by Jed Wards.

StealthSwitch – The World’s First Desktop Cloaking Device

Possibly OFN, but I got a link today that made me happy. Works in at least two applications, the second being spam email title generation.

Thanks to Sixpence.

dack.com > web > web economy bullshit generator

The measure, the top priority of the National Rifle Association in Florida this year, passed the House 94-20 on Tuesday. It had already passed the Senate.

Czetlic Girl and I had this to say on the subject.

SB:He drunkenly swung at me so I shot him in the face. It was self-defense.
CG: I’m going to Florida to just shoot people. It’ll be fun. Wanna come?
SB: You bet. Let’s start with Jeb Bush.
CG: Excellent!
SB: There should be a rule. To get into the NRA, you have to take a bullet.

CNN.com – Florida to allow use of force even outside home – Apr 5, 2005

No text, just a funny link from the Little Fucking Ray of Sunshine who has a cooler domain name than me. Stolen from…who else?

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Yes! After paying $250 in parking tickets just this month, I wouldn’t be surprised if they only accepted ancient Egyptian money from now on, either. Civil liability, my ass…

OnMilwaukee.com Marketplace: Overnight parking rules adjusted to coincide with Egyptian solar calendar

Also, more from OnMilwaukee: The Buhgina Monologues.

Thanks to the ever-resourceful Czelt-filter.