If World War II Was an RTS, as referred to me by the birthday Czelt. Go make fun of her being old.

See also Fuck this website.

I have to match Czeltic Girl with blog entry material as closely as possible today.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Although I Like a Good George W. Bush Joke as Much as the Next Guy, Some of Them Seem Gratuitous and Mean-Spirited.

Audio unedited. Easy money for comedy writers baby. Easy money. [stolen from Screenhead]

WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Dubya Ringtones: Answer This!

And another.

Stole this from mimismartypants. Now I’ve got to go rock out to some Pinkerton and make sure that I wasn’t just led by the nose.

Weezer: Make Believe: Pitchfork Review

The Insanity Test, one of the older and more unanimously hilarious internet bits, has evolved into…a Crazy Frog. The MF-DDS sent me this. You need to scroll down a bit to see where the sound is coming from: a cute little animated short based around a ringtone, based on a trance remix based on a meme.

Crazy Frog

I woke up this morning whistling the song played during the opening traffic jam sequence of Office Space. Not the gangsta rap song that Michael Bolton hid from the flower seller, but the brass and percussion ditty that plays around it all. I took it as a bad sign. Then, I got wind of this little animated motivator, and I knew it was going to be, in the most cliché way possible, one of those days.

In case you didn’t know, Tom Cruise is a verified loon. I don’t even have TV in my house, I don’t read magazines or newspapers, and I only surf the internet when I’m waiting for a DVD to finish burning before I go to bed (and all eight hours at work, but that hardly counts) but Mr. Megawatt smile has gone so batshit that no one can avoid him. Is he the Anti-Christ? I hope so, ’cause that would mean we haven’t much to fear from the apocalypse. Or do we?

As someone on the site put perfectly (about more people than just that simpleton): He’s got a mind like concrete. All mixed up, and permanently set.

Tom Cruise Is Nuts

YOU ARE MOLY

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Blatantly ripped off from the Dong Resin. You will enjoy this little foray into one man’s nightmare.

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Other Things that Tom Cruise Knows More About Than You, blatantly ripped off from Dynagirl. Spread the word, bitches.